Donny Burger
3/30/2026
Wake and bake vape cartridge. As I’ve learned, vapes and flower are different kinds of high. While I enjoy the vapes, I’m more of a flower guy.
But…this one hits differently!
I hit the vape this morning, to get the brain tingling. 3 hits. First thing…cottonmouth! Bad cottonmouth! Coffee wasn’t gonna cut it. So I hit the Vitamin water…orange…wow!
The flavor went straight to my brain! Sweet and delicious!!!
After that, I sat down and looked at the clock…fuck! I was gonna chill but now I want to chill with my gal. She won’t be home for an hour. Oh well, I guess I’ll take a few more hits.
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A few hits later. I’m stoned, I’m horny, my mouth is dry AF and my wife will be home in 10 minutes. If she wants breakfast, munchies sound good. If she isn’t interested in food…well…
I’m fucking baked!