My no.1 sativa strain. Gives you a clear high. Colors get brighter, anger and anxiety are gone, no crazy thoughts. Highly recommend to smoke it in daytime, going to the gym, going to a museum, being productive and creative.
Critical Cheese strain
Critical Cheese effects are mostly energizing.
Critical Cheese potency is higher THC than average.
Critical Cheese by Dinafem is a sativa-dominant hybrid weed strain that borrows its genetics from Cheese and Critical Plus. This outstanding crossbreed is hardy, fast-flowering, and finishes with large, dense buds that are dripping with resinous oils. Critical Cheese has a pungent aroma that combines lemons, pine, and the sharp cheesy notes that have become the signature of Cheese varieties. The effects are immediate, uplifting, and euphoric. They are also known to make consumers talkative, which makes Critical Cheese a good choice for overcoming any social anxieties.
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Critical Cheese strain helps with
- 40% of people say it helps with Stress
- 30% of people say it helps with Anxiety
- 26% of people say it helps with Depression
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Critical Cheese strain reviews(58)
This strain is really smooth I really like the flavor. Perfect to watch movies and get sleep.
I smoke a good amount, but no strain can make me laugh like this one. Every time I smoke it I am reduced to a giggling mess within 10 minutes. I love smoking this with a small group of close friends, as we laugh and have stereotypical stoned conversations.
The description is on point, the feeling is not only happy and euphoric but it lasts for hours the aroma is nice and mellow it doesn't stink up the area. I love this I really do enjoy the feeling I really do got to get some more.🥰
Critical Cheese is an extremely intense sativa that brings upon a pleasant body high. It is perfect for a late night dip in the pool, a before snack-snack, or an early bedtime. The smell is slightly cheesey, however smells mostly of grass and pine clippings. I currently have an extremely well grown batch of it testing at 28.75% total cannabinoids. I’m one with my chair.
The Strain Highlights are wrong on this one. https://www.dinafem.org/en/critical-cheese/ Critical Cheese cannabis seeds by Dinafem Seeds is a feminized, Indica-dominant cannabis strain that originates from the cross of a Cheese and a Critical +. It is the merger of two of our strains renowned for their amazing flavor and aroma. Critical Cheese is part of the foundations of our building and even cannabis connoisseurs are mesmerized by this premium-quality strain. It is a high-yielding, easy-to-grow, vigorous marijuana plant that flowers fast and yields hard buds covered in resin. Giving off an extremely strong smell during the last two weeks of flowering, anti-odour filters are required when growing Critical Cheese. It performs well indoors no matter what cultivation method is used, particularly SCROG. However, the control of its size shouldn’t be overlooked. Outdoors, it responds best to temperate/dry climates and to the protective atmosphere of a greenhouse. Critical Cheese has intense flavor and aroma, with hints of lemon, pine, perfume and cheese. The effect is powerful, long-lasting and relaxing, typically Indica. Critical Cheese by Dinafem Seeds has obtained 3rd prize in the "Seed bank strains category" of the Secret Cup 2016, held in Naples. Bravo!
Very smooth.
Wow. It's been an ongoing search for a strain that works for GAD (General anxiety disorder) and lower pack pain, and Critical cheese does indeed work. Critical Cheese is the answer. Loads of people around me only use Critical Cheese for pain relief and a deep relation. If you are new, start with small doses. A++
This is a great hybrid for being able to function while have the feelings of euphoria. Definite anxiety and stress reliever; makes you feel lighter (less tense muscles, less pressure on you as a whole). I gave it a four because of the dry eyes and mouth, accompanied by its eternal name sake: CHEESE! Any how, overall, I am a fan of using this strain myself, even in daytime. Night would also be very relaxing - just not right before bed. Give yourself time to process this magical high.
I’m a very seasoned (3-5 bowl/day) smoker with access to a very nice variety of strains and I alternative strains as well to avoid tolerance. In fact, I’ve been noticing diminishing returns lately and have even considered a t-break. I normally smoke early (after coffee) but today waited until I finished running some errands. I got home loaded a bowl of Critical Cheese and was immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATELY hit with the dry eyes, mouth, body high, euphoria, head high, the works. This is such a nicely balanced strain. For people prone to anxiety you will experience none with this strain. It paradoxically provides both relaxation and energy. A+






