Mind-blowing NASA photos send nation to weed store
At 5 p.m. EDT yesterday NASA officials began morseling out a series of mind-blowing deep galaxy images taken by the James Webb Space Telescope. And almost immediately America started sparking up.
Some 30 years and $10 billion in the making, the Webb telescope takes us to corners of the galaxy never before seen by the human eye, to places, as one member of the team put it, “so far away that the light has taken many billions of years to get from those galaxies to our telescopes.”
Floating in space, one million miles from the Earth, the Webb Telescope can, effectively, see back in time. All the way to the Big Bang.
Wrap your mind around that, fellow stoners.
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And that’s just the backstory. The deep space photos sent back to Earth by the Webb will have you peering into the abyss for hours. If you’re in the right headspace.
These pictures aren’t blurry. They aren’t vague or unclear. In vivid color, spiraling, spinning, in bursts of orange and blue, these images, in the words of the New York Times’ Dennis Overbye, “penetrate the clouds of dust that encase the cosmic nurseries where stars are born, turning them into transparent bubbles that show the baby stars nesting inside.”
Whoa indeed.
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And thus, my friends, it should come as no surprise to you that at the same time the images began flooding our timelines and screens yesterday, a certain well-regarded plant began trending on Twitter. Hat-tip to journalist Erik Olsen for noting the confluence of events:
Look, it’s no coincidence that Carl Sagan, author of Cosmos and one of the leading astronomers, cosmologists, and astrophysicists of the 20th Century, was also one of the 20th Century’s most well-known cannabis enthusiasts.
It’s true. Sagan was a stoner. Famously so. Dude even has a weed strain named after him.
Back in the late 1960s Sagan wrote an anonymous essay for the book Marihuana Reconsidered, in which he wrote the creative effects of cannabis and how it affected his work.
In that essay he recalled a series of insights that came to him while high:
“After about an hour of extremely hard work I found I had written eleven short essays on a wide range of social, political, philosophical, and human biological topics… From all external signs, such as public reactions and expert commentary, they seem to contain valid insights. I have used them in university commencement addresses, public lectures, and in my books.”
It’s a shame Sagan is no longer with us to enjoy the photos sent back by the Webb.
Because, truly, nothing can pair better with these stunning, breath-taking, utter mind-fucking images of our universe, than cannabis.
Okay WTF is THAT?!?
Looking to move into the right headspace to gaze philosophically into ancient light waves sent off by billions and billions of stars?
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- Super Lemon Haze—Two-time Cannabis Cup winner, a kief-caked multi-colored wonder.
- Animal Face—Leafly’s David Downs said: “Sometimes you need to orbit the earth so high you can only hear heavy breathing and your pulse in your ears. Animal Face gets you there.”
- Red Bullz—Strong medicine. Effects hit like a super duper high-THC hybrid, for a concert crossfade, a gaming marathon, or a stargazing sesh.
More strains to stargaze by
Maybe you’re looking for something more literal. Obvious. Like a strain with the word space or star in the name. We got you.
- Sensei Star—Strong THC, will be you relaxed and sedated from head to toe.
- Stardawg—Beloved for its earthy pine flavors with sour undertones of diesel.
- Dream Star—Cross that Stardawg with Blue Dream; sweet and fruity.
- Death Star—A potent cross of Sensi Star and Sour Diesel.
- Star Kush —Happy, relaxed, energetic effects. 18% THC, 1% CBG.
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